There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
Sprouted grain English muffin topped with peanut butter, apple slices, pumpkin seeds, hemp hearts, and cinnamon.
Banana-berry “ice cream”! Just 4 medium bananas (peeled and frozen overnight), ½ cup frozen raspberries, 1 cup frozen blueberries, & about 1/3 cup coconut water mixed in my food processor (a high speed blender works, too). Topped with fresh strawberries, pomegranate, dehydrated strawberries, & chopped dried mulberries.
